last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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