2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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