My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
