I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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