Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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