i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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