3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The air taste purple.
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