just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
This is my gift to your gina
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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