theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
