She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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