Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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