you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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