i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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