so explain again why im purple
no
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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