The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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