I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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