Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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