One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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