Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
