'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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