apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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