I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I could make wine with my vomit
my sisters under your porch take her home
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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