it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I want a musical about memes.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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