I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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