uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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