At least make sure they are 18
Why
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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