i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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