U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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