Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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