I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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