Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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