Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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