We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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