remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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