I wanna bring you to show and tell
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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