Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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