i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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