I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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