I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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