I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
