Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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