I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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