Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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