Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
its liver damage thursday
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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