I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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