so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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