Do you still have your period?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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