He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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