'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Found your dick twin last night
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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