This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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